shit white people say after sex
- thank you
- thats was good
- is there any gogurts left
- do u think ikea is still open
Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???
Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.
Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”
we use names
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
bust ya nut and off ya strut
me dad’s a muggle
mam’s a witch
I LOVE HOW THIS MANY PEOPLE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS IS REFERRING TO AND WHO SAID IT AND THE ACCENT AND WHAT YEAR IT WAS IN WE ARE ALL CRAZY
my favorite taylor swift music video is you belong with me cause it’s the story of how taylor swift is upset because her crush is dating taylor swift, but then taylor swift’s boyfriend leaves taylor swift for taylor swift and taylor swift gets really pissed and then he kisses taylor swift
why cant i lose weight as easily as i lose friends
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.
btvs + priorities
↪ "Uh, can we just revel in your fabulous lack of priorities?"
get to know me meme — [1/5] favorite tv shows: lost
↳ “ You see this little hole? This moth’s just about to emerge. It’s in there right now, struggling. It’s digging it’s way through the thick hide of the cocoon. Now, I could help it - take my knife, gently widen the opening, and the moth would be free - but it would be too weak to survive. Struggle is nature’s way of strengthening it.”